Happy New Year 2013 to everyone.........

Your humble blogger wished you a happy new year 2013! He wishes to waste less time on this blog.

Unless a shameless slut suddenly gets a hormone surge in his body to shout "Long live my stinky illegal trespasser sugar-daddies whose smelly man meat I crave to suck" or make such a sick $$ begging, attention seeking publicity stunt, your blogger will resign to his TantricYoga sessions - for the world peace. Your humble blogger believes keeping a harem and making love to girls and women of all races and religions can bring peace to humanity.

You need to fake a PhD when you aim for a peasant media!

Your humble blogger has been busy with teaching and tutoring load, administrative duties, endless meetings and editing crappy open-access journals where any fool can publish if they can pay $$s.

To keep his job, he edits some books from cash starving university presses where one can publish if he can spare $$s! When he is a bit free, when he turned to Burmese media and social news outlets, he found it is disturbing to see most Burmese peasants (call them laymen?) don't understand where PhD doctors write and show case their scholarly works. Since fake PhD Burmese writes in popular blogs like Irrawaddy, DVB, etc.. Burmese assume that they are legitimate show-casing research outlets where PhD doctors should write to publicize their works.

Your blogger needs to explain you the golden rule of true research doctorates aka PhDs. For example, in your blogger's research field, there are less than a dozen professors in the whole world who could understand and appreciate his scholastic works. And he'd be happy if only ten of them like his work, peer-reviewed referred papers, then he is happy. Sorry to say this out aloud, but he doesn't give a damn what peasants think of his work. Therefore, he will not waste time to see his work in blogs like  Irrawaddy as Irrawaddy audience are peasants.

Sorry to hurt your ego if you were one of those peasants! But this is how the academia and academics work. We only want like-minded peers, i.e. professors and fellow researchers to read and digest our works. Truth hurts but this is how worker bees in Ivory towers prefer. It explains how researchers and professors in university campuses work, we want to see our work in high impact referred journals and not in shoddily edited university presses or popular media outlets.

Having said that, there are fake and real PhDs who crave for media, who love interviews, who want to become peasant media sluts, who act like media buffoons and celebrity morons leveraging their PhDs. That pathetic phenomenon is not only confined to Burma and it is wide spread - see below.  The sad part is that when you do not have brains to earn a PhD and you want to talk to media to let them publish your idiotic rants like "Long live my sugar-daddies with long and thick and yet smelly manhoods which I crave" then you need to fake a PhD!

http://fakedoctorate.blogspot.com/2012/11/anne-spencer-fake-phd.html

Former Vice Chancellor in fake Ph.D. degree controversy

Vice Chancellor (VC) is the guy or girl who can shit on heads of deans in a lot of universities.
And you cannot get that post without a PhD degree unless you are in a medical or law school.
An old but interesting story about fakers:

Former V-C in fake Ph.D degree controversy,
The Times of India, India
http://articles.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/2004-07-04/india/27165644_1_visva-bharati-doctorate-degree-phd

The Sultanate of Brunei and Mr. Zar Ni

This humble blog is getting about 70 to 100 hits a day thanks to Brunei and Mister Zar Ni. It is interesting to observe that Brunei is among top 10, now 3 weeks in a row :

United States          92
Malaysia                 65
Myanmar [Burma]  54
Germany                 49
United Kingdom     38
Australia                 29
Brunei                     26
Canada                   18
Netherlands            16
Ireland                    14

Meanwhile, this blogger acknowledges that the most popular posts are about Zar Ni's PhD! 

Plagiarising PhD dissertation is as bad as faking!

Thinking Aloud: Plagiarism? What? — Razi Azmi

'The political career of German Defence Minister Karl-Theodor Guttenberg, who was regarded as a potential future Chancellor, is in tatters. He felt compelled to resign ‘from all political offices’ after it was established that he had plagiarised his PhD thesis. As for any academic future, Guttenberg has been served a death sentence, after the University of Bayreuth decided to strip him of his PhD degree.'

http://dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=2012\05\09\story_9-5-2012_pg3_4

Brunei in 3rd consecutive top 10 source of blog readers

Another post to inform you the breakdown of the source nations visitors of this blog live. Again, it is interesting to see that there are a lot of interests about Burmese fake PhDs from countries like Brunei, Indonesia, Spain, Germany and UAE:

United States              85
Malaysia                     62
Myanmar [Burma]       53
Australia                     40
Brunei                         26
Spain                           20
Germany                     18
United Kingdom           15
Indonesia                       9
United Arab Emirates   6

When the blog gets audience, the blogger gets famous!

Your blogger has just came back from strings of overseas trips for he has to lecture at the executive programs of 2 universities: one in Pacific and another in Atlantic coastlines. In addition, he also consults some private and public organizations. In other words, he is trying to inform on-line friends and foes that he does not have to suck the balls to get a job. He does not fly First Class, still flies in the cattle class (economy class) but he still does not need to go to budget airlines. That means to travel, to stay in hotel, to get serve a meal at hotel, he does not have to swallow after tiresome 24x7 sucking, writing crappy pieces in some blogs. And he gets invitations from leading professors of conferences, seminars, and symposiums, he prepares and presents keynotes in addition to preparing manuscripts for leading peer-reviewed journals. He is not that successful yet but he does not need sucking nor swallowing to make a living. Now this blog is giving him more invitations from overseas conferences as this blog gets famous. The below is the breakdown visitors last week:

United States            71
Myanmar [Burma]    59
Malaysia                   56
Russia                       52
Australia                   37
Spain                         33
United Kingdom       28
Brunei                       27
Sri Lanka                  19
Thailand                   16

To be brutally honest with readers, he was surprised to see traffic from Spain, Brunei, and Sri Lanka. What is going on? Why people in Saudi Arabia (it was in top 10), Spain, Sri Lanka interested in this blog? Why is Brunei always showing up in top 10?

And he also got an invitation from International Institute of Advanced Islamic Studies which is in the Kuala Lumpur, that capital of Malaysia. They must be among the visitors from Malaysia; counted 56 hits in last week. Your humble blogger has no choice but to decline the email invitation from (Mister or Doctor?) Mohd Nuruddin<mohdnuruddin@iais.org.my>. This blog is set up and maintained for academic integrity and higher education of Burma. But the blogger is proud to show the invitation as follows:

'Assalamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh and Greetings of Peace,

Dear all,

We are pleased to invite you and your esteemed-organization to join a Public Forum on “The Alliance of Civilisations: Its Significance for Asia in the 21st Century”. The details are as follows:

Topic:                    The Alliance of Civilisations: Its Significance for Asia in the 21st Century

Speaker:              His Excellency Jorge Sampaio, United Nations High Representative for the Alliance of Civilizations and Former

President of Portugal

Moderators:      1) Professor Dr Mohammad Hashim Kamali

Founding Chairman and CEO, IAIS Malaysia

2) Dr Chandra Muzaffar

President of International Movement for a JUST World (JUST) and Member

Board Directors, IAIS Malaysia
Date:                    27 November 2012 (Tuesday)
Time:                   3:00pm - 5:00pm
Venue:                 IAIS Malaysia, Jalan Elmu, Off Jalan Universiti, 59100 Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

(IAIS Malaysia located inside INTAN Wilayah Tengah; beside MAHSA College and
UNIVERSITY of MALAYA)

(Map: http://www.iais.org.my/en/map.html)

Co-organizers:  IAIS Malaysia and International Movement for a JUST World (JUST) ........'