Get your (fake) PhD in 1 minute or 30 seconds

It is easy to generate a certificate as writing a thesis
is challenging. Earn yourself or give yourself a PhD
certificate in 30 seconds if you can type in and click
mouse very fast :). Help yourself see below:

http://www.pixdox.com/magicmill/creatediploma.html

Can I have a better suggestion? Try to find a university
town where a well regarded university is there. Sweep
floors, play table tennis at student union, coach beach
volley ball, tell girls that you love green peace (they
swallow it) and you save trees. Participate in any/every
thing that will make people think that you are a student.

Make friends with some white guys and girls to pose
with them in pictures on social networks like Facebook
and twit often. Stay like that, take some classes if you
can afford to pay some tuition fees, do like that at least
5/6 years and then when the graduation time arrives,
don't panic. You just arrange a graduation gown, take
a picture of yourself in it and take photos in ceremony.
Visit this site or pay more $$ to get yourself a better,
more authentically looking certificate.

Finally, just write anything, "he told me that Dr. Pooh
is important and he transformed Birmese education",
"she said that, they did this, they did that, that is it."
That is it. Fake a thesis and you are almost done!

Next, download and install the MS Word/LaTeX to
your PC, convert above file into a PDF and post it to
some of your fans' web site. Pyinnya.com is there.
Don't forget to add a Wikipedia article and make sure
you edit before someone exposes your dirty secret.

Make sure you print out the fake thesis, don't spiral
bind it, don't be a cheap bastard, but invest it nicely,
as your thesis is only worth of the hard binding fees
you paid. Claim that it is not there to protect some
poor souls inside your old home country. Icy cool?
Now you learn it. Call yourself Dr. Maung Charlie.

Perhaps I can earn a real PhD by writing a PhD thesis
about fakers.